hahaha...so, i got paid 250 dollars to talk

So, someone made me do a focus group. ok, they didn't make me. they told me i'd make 75 dollars to talk about yogurt or something. i mean, 75 is 75 and what i still owed Kris for rent. so hell yea, count me in. so i show up at my friends house so she can tell me the deal and we can drink coffee. did i mention it's 8 in the morning. now i don't know bout you, but 8am is early. especially for someone who is marginally employed. nonetheless, i sit there for a fricken hour. it starts to rain, like it always does when i attempt to make any sort of money. so it's all hazy and i'm getting soggy and super pissed and these people get out of their car. i ask if they're looking for my friend which they are. they cant get a hold of her either. they offer to buy me a coffee. i accept. they ask if i wouldn't mind still doing the interview. (of course i don't mind). they ask me questions about wellness and health. i don't even have to eat any yogurt (thank god). they cut me a check which i immediately bike to the bank and deposit. i then bike (in the rain) to be interviewed to be a dog walker. fml, but not to bad today.

the diviest of dives

Naturally, I found a bar worse than the 2way and naturally they are gonna love me. and Naturally i'll never work anywhere on payroll or legit...

another day

Ha! you wouldn't believe what i found out yesterday and how i dealt with it...and no, it didn't get me a job. nothing ever does.

So I tried to apply for this job

Like I have been for the past month...Check craigslist, ride bike, fill out application. Well, after getting halfway to the other side of Chicago it starts sprinkling. So I arrive soggy. And it's just to fill out a friggen application and the hiring boss isn't even there and the room smells like other soggy applicants. So I bike home sadly in the rain and ruin my casual non-jean non-dress pants but the ones I use to apply to casual jobs and get completely soaked and am still jobless. FML...