fml fml fml fml

SO, my lovely managers stuck me in a window section with 6! tables. (i am much to lazy for six fricken tables) and no busser for a fricken hour and a half where i was SAT at PRETTY MUCH every TABLE and i got tipped 2 dollars on a 78 dollar tab. cause i wasn't refilling waters as fast as i should of cause i HAD no GOSH DARN busser. and a family of 12 didn't get their cheeseburgers and for no reason i CRIED and eye liner ran down my face and for the rest of the night i looked all haggard. and then, i'm pretty convinced i waited on a pro footballer's family of 10 so that made up for the tips i lost with the shitty tables...

but i cried AGAIN when my manager made fun of me and then AGAIN when i realized that my keys for my house, bike, and locker were in fact, inside my locker... fml.

but tattoo...we may actually have the funds...we'll see

party table from HELL

Omg, its the holidays, right? where people are supposed to be nice and easy going? FML!

So, not only was it a table of TWELVE, but there were 3 rather well dressed BRATS sucking down kiddy cocktails like its the day before lent, but there are 2 hoity toity wives asking for special things on their salads and 2 snooty husbands huffing over the wine selection...oh and the kitchen is going to fuck up each order, bring out half my entrees, completely forget the man who is PAYING the bill and i'm still running around making god-damned kiddy cocktails while ignoring my other 2 tables who just want a "nice" holiday meal by the big christmas tree...fawk.

And then, they think 30 dollars is a good tip on an almost 300 dollar table...fml

oh, training at the walnut room...on black friday

retail genious, i'm sure. let's see, hmm lets just hire and train a bunch of seasonal personelle on the busiest day of the retail year. ok yes.

also, have i mentioned the man that trained me? he was awesome. you know that guy in office space who is all about his red stapler. yes, that one with the thick glasses...anywhoo, picture that but big and GAY! Fabulous! and he's really cheeky... oh these serverforlife types...

this is why i'm changing careers...